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WELCOME TO THE FREAKSHOW INDUSTRIES

BLACK MARKET CRIME HOLE

YOU ARE HERE TO STEAL BACKMASK

BUT FIRST, PLEASE TELL US...

 

WHY DO YOU CHOOSE THIS LIFE OF CRIME?

  • MONEY IS TIGHT

    We have all been there... Dust sandwiches at a broken card table under a bare flickering bulb, squatting in abandoned houses, selling your organs to pay for groceries, burning debt collection notices to stay warm.

     

    These days, who even has money for audio software.

     

    Maybe when times are good swing back and buy a license or some merch from us. If you like the software please tell your rich friends about us. Much Love.

    As an alternative to this shocking crime you are about to commit, please consider underpaying a little. Every extra dollar goes towards helping us make more weird shit for you to underpay for!

     

    If you really can't swing the extra expense then please use the steal button below.

    THANKS FOR BEING COOL

    CONSIDER UNDERPAYING

    You'll need a Freakshow user account in order for us to email you a stolen Backmask license. Click this steal button to make the crime magic happen. If you're not already logged in you'll be redirected to the login/register page.

    You do not have permission to click this button.

  • SOFTWARE SHOULD BE FREE

    This is the edgiest answer. Hack the planet at your earliest convenience.

     

    You might also interested in supporting us with a tip or by buying tshirts or other physical merch. It will help us make more software for you to steal!

     

    If you really won’t do that either then please consider making a donation to the EFF in our name or reconsider the “I don't give a fuck” stealing option instead.

    TIP THE CREATORS

    MAKE IT RAIN

    SHOWER US WITH CRYPTOCURRENCY

    You'll need a Freakshow user account in order for us to email you a stolen Backmask license. Click this steal button to make the crime magic happen. If you're not already logged in you'll be redirected to the login/register page.

    You do not have permission to click this button.

  • I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

    This is not a matter of principle or affortability. You choose to steal “just because”.

     

    Keep in mind that this software is not free and that this steal button in particular is a vote for our decline.

    Hide your pain

    If you’re able to summon enough fucks to help us out in a non-financial way then consider acting as a carrier of our social media brainwashing signal… follow, share, obey and assimilate.

    You'll need a Freakshow user account in order for us to email you a stolen Backmask license. Click this steal button to make the crime magic happen. If you're not already logged in you'll be redirected to the login/register page.

    You do not have permission to click this button.

  • I CHANGED MY MIND AND I WANT TO BUY

    You have reconsidered your unsavory ways. We are very proud of you.

    Seriously, your support means the world to us. Thank you so much for helping us stay weird forever.

    ADD TO CART

    $20 USD

Let's go do some crimes!

Yes, and there is no catch. Here's the deal...

 

Stolen product licenses are fully functional, they are just not eligible for any upgrade stuff. We do not otherwise taint these licenses in any way.

 

Also, if you steal a license then we'll be using our own discretion around just how much we're going to support you. Just be a good person and we'll probably help you out. Yeah.

 

Don't get us wrong. This software is not free and we would definitely rather you actually buy it. But we realize that some people, for whatever reason, just won't. So, if you're going to be that person, then we would rather you steal directly from us than catch some shitty computer cancer from whoever else would be hosting our work.

 

The crime hole exists as an ever evolving social experiment. It can and will change as we learn about our users. So check back again in the future because who knows what will be different next time around.

IS THIS FOR REAL?

Freakshow Industries- Audio effects for the end times
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Let's go do some crimes!
Audio effects for the end times
Freakshow Industries

 

YOU ARE HERE TO STEAL BACKMASK

BUT FIRST, PLEASE TELL US...

 

WHY DO YOU CHOOSE THIS LIFE OF CRIME?

  • Hide your pain
  • ADD TO CART

    $20 USD

Let's go do some crimes!