WELCOME TO THE FREAKSHOW INDUSTRIES
BLACK MARKET CRIME HOLE
YOU ARE HERE TO STEAL THE DREAM EATER
CONSIDER PAYING LESS INSTEAD
If you appreciate what we're about,
underpay rather than steal.
We can't make all this weird shit without your support. *Shakes can harder*
IF YOU ARE STILL GOING TO STEAL
FIRST YOU MUST TELL US...
WHY DO YOU CHOOSE THIS LIFE OF CRIME?
We have all been there... Dust sandwiches at a broken card table under a bare flickering bulb, squatting in abandoned houses, selling your organs to pay for groceries, burning debt collection notices to stay warm.
These days, who even has money for audio software.
Maybe when times are good swing back and buy a license or some merch from us. If you like the software please tell your rich friends about us. Much Love.
You'll need a Freakshow user account in order for us to email you a stolen license. Click this steal button to proceed. If you're not already logged in you'll be redirected to the login/register page.
STEAL
You do not have permission to click this button.
This is the edgiest answer.
You might instead be interested in supporting us with a tip or by buying tshirts or other physical merch. It will help us make more software for you to steal!
If you really won’t do that either then please consider making a donation to the EFF in our name or reconsider the “I don't give a fuck” stealing option instead.
OUR MERCH IS FULLY CERTIFIED
AS NON-SOFTWARE BY HACKER ELITES*
*certified to contain or be merchandise or merchandise adjacent products that are distinctly not software
BUYING MERCH HELPS US AFFORD SERVERS AND ANTICAPITALIST STICKERS FROM HOT TOPIC
You'll need a Freakshow user account in order for us to email you a stolen license. Click this steal button to proceed. If you're not already logged in you'll be redirected to the login/register page.
STEAL
You do not have permission to click this button.
This is not a matter of principle or affordability. You choose to steal “just because”.
Keep in mind that this software is not free and that this steal button in particular is a vote for our decline.
If you’re able to summon enough fucks to help us out in a non-financial way then consider acting as a carrier of our social media brainwashing signal. Tell your friend to come steal shit from us.
You'll need a Freakshow user account in order for us to email you a stolen license. Click this steal button to proceed. If you're not already logged in you'll be redirected to the login/register page.
STEAL
You do not have permission to click this button.
You have reconsidered your unsavory ways. We are very proud of you. Kind of.
Seriously, your support means the world to us. Thank you for helping us stay weird forever.
ADD TO CART
$20 USD
IS THIS FOR REAL?
Yes, and there is no catch.
Stolen product licenses are fully functional, they are just not eligible for upgrade shit. We do not otherwise taint these licenses in any way.
Also, if you steal a license then we will use our own discretion around how much product support you will receive. Just be a good person and we'll probably help you out.
Don't get us wrong. This software is not free and we would definitely rather you actually buy it. But we realize that some people, for whatever reason, just won't. So, if you're going to be that person, then we would rather you steal directly from us than catch some shitty computer cancer from whoever else would be hosting our work.
The crime hole exists as an ever evolving social experiment. It will probably change in the future. So check back again some day because who knows what will be different next time around.
