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Freakshow Industries- Audio effects for the end times

WELCOME TO THE FREAKSHOW INDUSTRIES

BLACK MARKET CRIME HOLE

YOU ARE HERE TO STEAL MISHBY
CONSIDER PAYING LESS INSTEAD

If you appreciate what we're about,

underpay rather than steal.

 

We can't make all this weird shit without your support. *Shakes can harder*

THANKS FOR BEING COOL 👊

IF YOU ARE STILL GOING TO STEAL

FIRST YOU MUST TELL US...

 

WHY DO YOU CHOOSE THIS LIFE OF CRIME?

MONEY IS TIGHT

We have all been there... Dust sandwiches at a broken card table under a bare flickering bulb, squatting in abandoned houses, selling your organs to pay for groceries, burning debt collection notices to stay warm.

These days, who even has money for audio software.

Maybe when times are good swing back and buy a license or some merch from us. If you like the software please tell your rich friends about us. Much Love.

CONSIDER UNDERPAYING

As an alternative to this shocking crime you are about to commit, please consider underpaying a little. Every extra dollar goes towards helping us make more weird shit for you to underpay for!

If you really can't swing the extra expense then please use the steal button below.

THANKS FOR BEING COOL 👊

You'll need a Freakshow user account in order for us to email you a stolen license. Click this steal button to proceed. If you're not already logged in you'll be redirected to the login/register page.

STEAL

You do not have permission to click this button.


SOFTWARE SHOULD BE FREE

This is the edgiest answer.

You might instead be interested in supporting us with a tip or by buying tshirts or other physical merch. It will help us make more software for you to steal!

If you really won’t do that either then please consider making a donation to the EFF in our name or reconsider the “I don't give a fuck” stealing option instead.

OUR MERCH IS FULLY CERTIFIED
AS NON-SOFTWARE BY HACKER ELITES*

*certified to contain or be merchandise or merchandise adjacent products that are distinctly not software

BUYING MERCH HELPS US AFFORD SERVERS AND ANTICAPITALIST STICKERS FROM HOT TOPIC

You'll need a Freakshow user account in order for us to email you a stolen license. Click this steal button to proceed. If you're not already logged in you'll be redirected to the login/register page.

STEAL

You do not have permission to click this button.


I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

This is not a matter of principle or affordability. You choose to steal “just because”.

Keep in mind that this software is not free and that this steal button in particular is a vote for our decline.

If you’re able to summon enough fucks to help us out in a non-financial way then consider acting as a carrier of our social media brainwashing signal. Tell your friend to come steal shit from us.

You'll need a Freakshow user account in order for us to email you a stolen license. Click this steal button to proceed. If you're not already logged in you'll be redirected to the login/register page.

STEAL

You do not have permission to click this button.


I CHANGED MY MIND AND I WANT TO BUY

You have reconsidered your unsavory ways. We are very proud of you. Kind of.

Seriously, your support means the world to us. Thank you for helping us stay weird forever.

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IS THIS FOR REAL?

Yes, and there is no catch.

 

Stolen product licenses are fully functional, they are just not eligible for upgrade shit. We do not otherwise taint these licenses in any way.

 

Also, if you steal a license then we will use our own discretion around how much product support you will receive. Just be a good person and we'll probably help you out.

 

Don't get us wrong. This software is not free and we would definitely rather you actually buy it. But we realize that some people, for whatever reason, just won't. So, if you're going to be that person, then we would rather you steal directly from us than catch some shitty computer cancer from whoever else would be hosting our work.

 

The crime hole exists as an ever evolving social experiment. It will probably change in the future. So check back again some day because who knows what will be different next time around.